Introducing the New Traveling Pants!

As I've been cleaning out my closets and drawers in preparation for another move (not far, just basically across the street), I found an item that I know I will never use again, but definitely served its purpose at the time. I wasn't sure what to do with it, but I didn't want to get rid of it, so I stuffed it back in my drawer.

It wasn't until I read a post by another blogger friend of mine, another Glamour Girl, that it hit me what I needed to do. There are others out there that are in the same situation I was in a couple years ago. They need this item that I've been selfishly holding onto! It can be the new "traveling pants" being passed along from woman to woman to celebrate their independence and new life. It is also a symbol of hope for the future and a promise from me that life does get better...a LOT better actually!

So, here it is, as modeled by me and a good friend of mine who happened to get a divorce at the same time. She designed the shirts and I flew up to NYC to party with her for the weekend for our official "divorce party"! Can you tell we were having fun?

Congratulations to my blogger friend at Glamour Girl's New Life (http://ggsnewlife.blogspot.com/). I hope you will proudly wear the shirt and pass it along to another deserving woman. Who's next? Sign on up!

Red, White and BOOM!

I'm in shock! Last night I learned of a horrendous 4th of July ritual that has been going on in my town every year right under my nose without me even knowing it. How could I possibly live here for nine years and not know about this? you ask. Simple - I haven't procreated.

Yes, people, I found out from Hottie Husband (HH) last night that for women who have been able to accomplish the amazing feat of procreation, the yearly ritual is to dress up said offspring in ridiculous patriotic garb and proceed to stroll them around in a circle in front of others (dads taking pictures), and call said event a "parade!"

HH did not understand the look of complete bewilderment on my face as he tried to explain this "parade"' to me. "Well, what else are you going to do with your kid to entertain yourselves on 4th of July?" Poor HH...he has never had the experience of living anywhere besides the suburbs. I, on the other hand, lived in a pretty rural area as a child and last night's conversation reminded me of all the great memories I had celebrating the 4th with my family back then.

I hope you all will enjoy some of these tips for 4th of July fun!

1. Explosives: we're not talking sissy "fireworks" here! There's nothing like some good, old-fashioned dynamite to get a party going. My crazy uncle would light dynamite at the end of our gravel driveway and then run like hell while all of us kids would plug our ears and cry, anticipating the noise that would shake the ground like an earthquake and create huge craters in our yard.
   
   Back before people got all hung up on child safety, explosives were fun for the whole family. My brother and I would keep all the leftovers from the 4th in a cigar box in his bedroom closet. By the time we were pre-teens, we had blown up all our childhood toys. This is a great way to entertain children and keep them out of your hair for hours at a time!
   


2. Sprinklers: I'm not sure why I haven't seen a single child run through a lawn sprinkler the whole time I have lived in this stuffy town. My brother and I saved up for a year with all the money we earned stealing balls from golfers and then selling them right back. We knew exactly what we would do with that money! Once we bought our sprinkler, it provided entertainment the whole summer. Who needed a big old pool anyway?
   


3. Lightning Bugs: What else can I say? If your kids haven't run around at night and collected lighning bugs; they haven't lived. Period!
   


4. Spotlighting: Who can forget capping off the night by rounding up the kids in the car, grabbing a large spotlight and creeping along a country road, shining the light into the woods to spot deer? This was a GREAT activity! All the anticipation of wondering how many deer you would see that night! Would it be more or less than the night before? You never knew - that was the fun of it all!!!

With all of these ideas for family fun, one should never be bored enough to resort to celebrating holidays by pretending like procreation is an accomplishment. What is an accomplishment is being able to raise confident, well-rounded children who don't feel like they deserve the world on a silver platter just for being born. Oh - and it helps to throw a little bit of simple, old-fashioned fun into their childhood too! Thanks Mom and Dad!

Have a happy (and semi-safe) 4th everyone!

The Glamorous Thirties

Not that long ago, it was completely un-glamorous to admit to being any older than 29. But, in recent years attitudes have started to shift making it sexy and glamorous to be a slightly older woman.

Despite some of the atrocities that come with being in my thirties (can't drink as much as I use to, can't party as much as I use to, need more sleep, WHAT??? - where did those wrinkles come from all of a sudden??), I actually enjoy it!

Here are some of the reasons why I enjoy being in my thirties:

• Old enough to know who my real friends are; not too old to dump the ones who aren't


• Old enough to have established a career; not too old to change directions


• Old enough to act mature and responsible; not too old to have a good time


• Old enough to know how to dress appropriately; not too old to try out new trends


• Old enough to raise kids; not too old to act like a kid myself


• Old enough to be independent; not too old to know I can still rely on family


• Old enough to be thankful for the life I have; not too old to change it if I'm not


• Old enough to know what I want in a relationship; not too old to insist that I get it


• Old enough to make decisions on my own; not too old to ask for guidance


• Old enough to stand up for what I believe; not too old to be stuck in my ways