Blogaversary, My Fave Photographer and Choose Your Own Adventure

It's my two month blogaversary!!! I have to say that I really admire all my blogger friends that are so diligent about their postings. I have found myself in a bit of a slump lately. I hate excuses, but sometimes life gets crazy and you can't keep up with everything.

I thought about my blog a long time before I actually started it. I have always loved writing and I knew I wanted to do more, but wasn't sure how to approach it. I also love connecting with other people who have similar interests. It's not often you can find many people in the real world like that! I have to thank all of my followers and especially those who are always leaving comments. It always feels good to know that you are being appreciated for who you are. It's not easy to put myself and my opinions out there in the world for anyone and everyone to see (especially with real photos of myself).

I have to give a shout out once again to my favorite photographer (and bestest friend!), Barbara Payne who always makes me look good. She did the Trash the Dress pics I showed in my last post. Click here to check out her blog post about the photo shoot.

One last thing - I had promised a "Choose Your Own Adventure" Friday feature on my blog. Remember those kind of books as a kid? I loved them! So, basically, I'm going to list a handful of random stories about my life and YOU choose what you want me to blog about on Monday. These all have to do with body injuries:

• Why I Had to Have a Plastic Surgeon Sew Up my Face in High School


• What Happens When a Fifth Grader Accuses you of Looking Like a Barbie Doll on the First Day of Third Grade


• Tips When Going to the Bathroom in the Middle of the Night (Or, How Not to Break Your Nose)


• What Happens When you are In Charge of a Sorority Party, but End Up Drinking Too Many Flaming Dr. Peppers

Have a good weekend everyone and please don't be as klutzy as I apparently am!

The Evolution of Correspondence

I had an incident this morning that made me think about the evolution of correspondence. A good friend of mine has a very strict block on her email at work. Even an innocent word that may have another meaning will block her from reading the whole email.

Last night, I sent out an evite for our upcoming housewarming party. Something about my "Trailer Trash Backyard Bash" theme didn't sit right with her email blocker (go figure!). Even my second email trying to explain my first email didn't go through, so I decided on my third attempt at correspondence to send the following:

Hello my dear K,

Would you kindly send me an alternative email address so that I may bestow upon you an invitation to a delightful housewarming party? I regret to inform you that HH and I will not be able to attend this evening's festivities. My sincerest apologies.
We have indeed been overconsumed this week by transferring our household and
exhaustion has set in. We also have been incumbranced by a lack of funding
until we have a confirmed occupant of our previous residence.

I wish you well on your journey to San Francisco and do hope that you will contact me upon your return so that we may plan a social engagement. I sincerely
hope that this correspondence is more acceptable than the last.

To which she responded:

Top of the morning to you my dear friend!

You may send electronic mail to me without strife to ******@yahoo.com. I will
wait with the utmost anticipation to take delivery of your request. My R and I will certainly miss the company of your HH and you this eve. I give my promise that we will not hold ill will towards you as we understand your plight.

When my travel across the Americas has concluded I will most definitely send word to you so that we may enjoy merriment and song. May your new dwelling bring you much joy and your old dwelling bring you much gold.

Give my best to HH, Chica, Simon and Rudder.

This exchange had me laughing so hard that I think I may just start writing this way all the time. Definitely more eloquent than:

Yo girl! Was up? Hope you can make it to my Trailer Trash party! Sorry I have to bail tonight. I'm wiped from the move and have no money until I can get somebody to rent my damn house. Have fun in San Fran and let me know when you're back so we can catch up!