Don't you love that no matter how old, females often have a habit of resorting to Junior High behavior. As much as we all try to feign a disgust for drama, I think most of us secretly crave it. Let's take last night for example. I was hanging out with four girlfriends over 1/2 price bottles of wine (things always get crazy when wine is 1/2 off!):
Friend #1 to Friend #2: "I noticed that Friend #5 and Friend #6 weren't on the email about tonight. Were they invited? Because Friend #5 asked what I was doing tonight and I didn't know if she was invited so I didn't know what to tell her."
Friend #2: "No, they weren't on the email, but they can come if they want." Besides, it's not like they invite us to everything! Well, except for last Thursday. Friend #5 sent out a text asking if anyone wanted to get a drink."
Friend #3: "I wasn't on that text!"
Glamour Girl: "I wasn't on that text either!"
Friend #4: "I'm never on the text!"
Friend #2: "It's no big deal. I didn't end up going anyway."
Friend #1: "Thursday night was always OUR night! Is Friend #5 replacing me?"
Friend #4 to Friend #1: "Well, remember the story that Friend #5 was telling us this weekend at Friend #7's bridal shower?"
Glamour Girl: "Friend #7 had a bridal shower this weekend?"
Friend #4: "Yeah, she sent out an email invite."
Glamour Girl: "I wasn't on the invite!"
Friend #4: "You weren't? I could have sworn you were."
Glamour Girl (with almost 1 full bottle finished): "Well, I always invite EVERYONE when I do something. Like my bachelorette party in NYC, I invited everyone not thinking that everyone would actually end up going, but they did. But, then we had a bigger group than I thought and I thought everyone was mad because we couldn't all stay at the friend's apartment I promised."
Friend #4: "See Glamour Girl, that's how much we all love you! Of course we all wanted to go with you to NYC!"
Glamour Girl (via text after arriving safely home and forgiving all for not being on certain emails/texts/invites, etc.): "Thanks for a great night! I love you girls!"
Seriously, where would I be without my girlfriends?
Friend #1 to Friend #2: "I noticed that Friend #5 and Friend #6 weren't on the email about tonight. Were they invited? Because Friend #5 asked what I was doing tonight and I didn't know if she was invited so I didn't know what to tell her."
Friend #2: "No, they weren't on the email, but they can come if they want." Besides, it's not like they invite us to everything! Well, except for last Thursday. Friend #5 sent out a text asking if anyone wanted to get a drink."
Friend #3: "I wasn't on that text!"
Glamour Girl: "I wasn't on that text either!"
Friend #4: "I'm never on the text!"
Friend #2: "It's no big deal. I didn't end up going anyway."
Friend #1: "Thursday night was always OUR night! Is Friend #5 replacing me?"
Friend #4 to Friend #1: "Well, remember the story that Friend #5 was telling us this weekend at Friend #7's bridal shower?"
Glamour Girl: "Friend #7 had a bridal shower this weekend?"
Friend #4: "Yeah, she sent out an email invite."
Glamour Girl: "I wasn't on the invite!"
Friend #4: "You weren't? I could have sworn you were."
Glamour Girl (with almost 1 full bottle finished): "Well, I always invite EVERYONE when I do something. Like my bachelorette party in NYC, I invited everyone not thinking that everyone would actually end up going, but they did. But, then we had a bigger group than I thought and I thought everyone was mad because we couldn't all stay at the friend's apartment I promised."
Friend #4: "See Glamour Girl, that's how much we all love you! Of course we all wanted to go with you to NYC!"
Glamour Girl (via text after arriving safely home and forgiving all for not being on certain emails/texts/invites, etc.): "Thanks for a great night! I love you girls!"
Seriously, where would I be without my girlfriends?
5 comments:
I can't stand drama.
LMAO! we've all been there
Girls, girls, girls. This is why most of my friends have always been male. But I will admit this was highly entertaining.....
And I agree completely!
I'm too old for drama...its way too tiring
Drama seems to be unavoidable! Way to be the bigger person though! I love the picture at the top of the post!
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